Saturday, November 3, 2012

NICKLEBACK SINGER PAYS A MAN TO STICK HIS PENIS INTO A FAN

Nickelback's Chad Kroeger has revealed that he once paid one of the band's drum technicians to stick his penis into the blades of an electric fan.  why am I not surprised...

Speaking to Men's Health magazine, the frontmanfor the  -most hated band in the world- said that he had paid the crew member a princely £235 to take part in the penis-related prank during a tour of Germany.

"We've always been very close to our crew, so we've had a lot of fun getting them to do silly, stupid things that could possibly cause them to hurt or injure themselves in some way," he said. "We were in Germany years ago – this was one of my favourite stories – and we were just bored. There was a heat wave going on in Germany.

"In a back room in the venue where we were playing, there was an old fan with a metal blade… And we paid the drum tech about 600 deustchmarks [to] stick his Johnson in the fan."

He went on to say: He took the money… I can still hear the 'bleh-bleh-blehhhhhhh' of the blade slowly spluttering to a stop, and this blood-curdling scream. It was fantastic. Somebody had video footage of this somewhere that needs to be resurrected and shown at the guy's next birthday party.

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