Wednesday, October 30, 2013

NAKED HALLOWEEN HAUNT!

The last few years have seen purveyors of haunted houses stepping up their game in an effort to out scare the scariest and deliver something a bit far more thrilling than the usual scare tactics.

This Halloween Pennsylvania’s Shocktoberfest is definitely going “out there” and beyond. Located in Sinking Spring, Pennsylvania, the fest is a haunted scream park that plays host to several different experiences, including a hayride and even a good old fashioned game of zombie paintball. 

This year, in an effort to spice up the park even more, they've launched the 'Naked and Scared Challenge,' daring visitors to take off all their clothes and walk through a haunted house in the buff. For realz! 

So basically, now you can skip dressing slutty and getting drunk before getting gropped by a stranger in a mask! 

Beginning at midnight, you've got the option of walking through one of their haunted houses either fully nude or in your underwear (nude or prude, they call it), and Shocktoberfest's website assures that the inside of the attraction will be pitch black, so that no one will be able to see your bosoms and/or dangling parts. They also promise that nobody who is not nude will ever be able to see you nude; this way everyone is on a level playing field.

The most concerning thing about this bizarre experiment is that all who take part in it have to sign a waiver beforehand, which I can only assume includes the warning that the park isn't responsible for any frisky clowns or accidental pregnancies.  I don’t know, but Sounds more like a swinger’s party to me…

But, you know, no judgment here. If you've ever had the craving to walk around in a dark building with a bunch of naked people, then make sure to reserve your tickets for this year's Shocktoberfest. The fun runs through November 3rd.  




No comments:

Post a Comment