LADY GAGA GETS NAKED FOR "v" MAG AND LOOKS FIERCE!

Lady Gaga Gets Naked For ‘V’ Magazine and she looks FIERCE! the magazine will have four covers and yes they are all bad ass. Check out the photo gallery!

Check out the multiple looks Gaga rocked for "V" magazine while stripped down to her birthday suit, rocking some boots, some gold make up, some ala naturale, and more.   

The photos come from the same shoot, and lens’ of Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin, which we’ve seen quite a few off in the past few months. Lady Gaga’s new album, ARTPOP, drops in November

FIONA APPLE: "NO APOLOGIES" AND KICKS OFF AGAIN! LOOK AT HER - MUST BE THE METH

 No question about it, Fiona is a total speed-head bitch!  I’m surprised the little bag of bones is still alive, and definitely kicking! News recently broke about her outburst at Louis Vuitton-hosted party in Tokyo last week where she told the audience to "shut the fuck up" before she stormed out. Now it seems, according to her crackness, that wasn’t what really happened. In a statement written to, Apple states that she had finished her full set before she stormed off stage.

“If it wouldn’t be too much trouble, if you could tweet to the twits who call themselves journalists(example Chris Martins of sit-and-Spin Magazine) that I FINISHED MY SET!!! I did my job, and they should do theirs too–They all miss the fact that there is a difference between the back-of-the-room-chatter that is simply annoying,–and the operatic drunken blather, or the heckling that is really just INTERRUPTING that makes it impossible for us to do our jobs. I hope your readers are already hip to the fact that they are consistently lied to… no apologies.” -Fiona.

I mean look at her and look -below- at what she used to look like. Someone please feed her... and take her to rehab! 

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NOEL GALLAGHER PUNKS RIHANNA

Here’s another reason why I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Noel Gallagher and why he makes me laugh so hard. The singer has called out Rihanna for travelling with a large entourage, comparing the pop singer's crew to a "fucking small army".

The former Oasis man ran into Rihanna's large team of advisers and assistants when the two artists were on the same bill at the Holmenkollen Sommerfestival in Oslo, Norway last year.

"I don't have an entourage, and when I do it's pathetic. Never more than two people," Gallagher said in an interview with GQ. "I was at a festival in Norway and Rihanna's just arrived with a hundred people. Fucking small army. And I had to go into this room, which was all just racks of clothing and stuff that designers and punters had brought to give to Rihanna. And they all had these cards in front of them, saying: 'Dear Rihanna, we are such huge fans, please accept this $90,000 handbag from whoever and whoever'."

So what did Gallagher do?  He paid a visit to Rihanna's room of gifts inspired him to lavish the singer with a present of his own. 
"And I'm reading all these cards as I'm waiting to go in," he recalled, "so I went back to my dressing room and got the little bowl of Cadbury's Sensations and left it there on her table with a card saying 'Dear Rihanna, please accept these chocolates on behalf of Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds'. And she took them. She fucking took them."

Meanwhile, Gallagher was presented with the prestigious Icon prize -cause he’s a bad ass- at last night's GQ Men Of The Year Awards, where other winners included Arctic Monkeys, Lou Reed, Elton John and The Who's Roger Daltrey. - 

MILEY CYRUS SAYS SHE WAS "MAKING HISTORY" WITH HER VMA PERFORMANCE

Miley Cyrus has explained that she wanted to "make history" with her controversial performance at the MTV Video Music Awards (VMAs) on August 25.  Well, If making yourself and other look like a fool is your idea of history then congrats Miley! Congrats on offering one of the cheesiest, lazy and straight up stupid performances. Lady gaga changed like five times during one song, Justin Timberlake danced all over the place, and all you did was rub a foam finger on your crotch and twerk. Somebody is obviously attention starved.  I will say that this performance did make me cringe so I suppose you did incite some emotion.  

During a medley of her recent Number One hit 'We Can't Stop' and Robin Thicke's singles 'Blurred Lines' and 'Give It 2 U', Cyrus stripped down to a flesh-coloured bikini and was seen pointing at Thicke's crotch with a foam finger before "twerking" provocatively against the front of Thicke's striped trousers. Ooohhhh how crazy!

The performance became a hot topic online and drew criticism from a leading US parents' group and the inventor of the foam finger, who claimed that the singer had "degraded" an "icon".

Discussing the reaction to the performance, Cyrus said: "I don't pay attention to the negative because I've seen this play out so many times. How many times have we seen this play out in pop music? Madonna's done it. Britney's done it. Every VMA performance, that's what you're looking for; you're wanting to make history." She also revealed that she and Thicke were aware they were going to push buttons with their performance, saying: "Me and Robin the whole time said, 'You know we're about to make history right now.'"

The idiocy beguiles me! Miley, you are NOT Britney or Madonna, you are just a try hard! Why oh why did you have to murder Hanna Montana?! 

COURTNEY LOVE HATES KATY PERRY BUT LOVES SAVAGES

Courtney Love has revealed she is a massive fan of Savages and wants to tour with the British band.

The former Hole singer singled out 'Shut Up', the first jam from the band's debut album 'Silence Yourself', which came out this May, for special praise.

"I was listening to this incredible new band - it's mostly girls, out of England - called the Savages. They are amazing," Love said in an interview with Vanity Fair. "There is a song called 'Shut Up'. It's kind of very Siouxsie Sioux.  And they're gorgeous! Shaved heads."

Love continued her praise for the band while taking a dig at cheesy Katy Perry: "Anyway, I would love to tour with them. I just wrote them a gushy girl fan letter because I had been listening to their stuff all day and I get so excited whenever I see a new female artist that's good and doesn’t have fireworks coming out of her tits." 

Pwahaha , admit it that’s funny!

Meanwhile, the singer and fascinating nutto also revealed that she wants to call her forthcoming memoir, due this Christmas, Girl With The Most Cake in reference to one of Hole's most famous lyrics.

Describing how the memoir is likely to turn out, she explained: "You know, it ain't going to be [Patti Smith's memoir] Just Kids. When I get older and greyer and really can sit down w the old typewriter and start bashing away. This is more like the book I aspire to, which I have on my bed stand, which is Russell Brand's My Booky Wook - which is the lamest name ever."

"50 SHADES OF GREY" CAST REVEALED AND IT IS...

Dakota Johnson lands the key role of Anastasia Steele, Charlie Hunnam as Christian Grey in the film adaptation of E.L. James' 'Fifty Shades of Grey.'

I know, he wasn’t my first pick either, but hey maybe he’ll surprise us. I mean he’s a rad actor and a hottie, so I will hold my judgment until I the film is out. But c’mon look at all the other hot sauces they had to choose from!

On the other hand when they first suggested Alexis Bledel as Anastasia I thought meh. Emma Watson would have been perfect! But Dakota seems like a good fit and I hope she makes this movie as steamy as the book. All in all it is really about chemistry and if these two have it, then everyone can be happy and get their pants wet    

Author E.L. James announced the news on Monday morning in a number of bombshell tweets. She started with Johnson, the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson. Distributor Focus Features confirmed it shortly thereafter.

"I am delighted to let you know that the lovely Dakota Johnson has agreed to be our Anastasia in the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey," the first tweet said, ending months of breathless speculation.

Moments later James wrote, "The gorgeous and talented Charlie Hunnam will be Christian Grey in the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey."

FIONA APPLE "SHUT THE FUCK UP" TO FANS BEFORE LEAVING LOUIS VUITTON EVENT

Last night, Fiona Apple performed at a Louis Vuitton event in Tokyo and once again threw another hissy fit. This time she left the stage quickly after becoming frustrated with the attendees. 
Of course it’s always the audience’s fault that her tweakness is unhappy. People need to stop giving her 8-balls before her shows! 

The event celebrated a new exhibition at the city’s Tokyo Station Hotel (which is also where the performance took place) called Timeless Muses that honors women like Sofia Coppola, Kate Moss, and Catherine Deneuve, among others. Really and there was no one else available?! This shit was funny like 10 years ago, now its just annoying and pathetic. 

The chatty crowd irritated Apple and it inspired her to interrupt her own set by climbing atop the grand piano she was performing at and ask them for some quiet, going so far as to dare them to be silent for as long as the noise from a bell she rung. Maybe is she wasn't so cracked out she’s actually entertain the audience. When the audience’s noise persisted, she demanded that they “shut the fuck up” as she continued her set. She continued scream, “Predictable! Predictable fashion, what the fuck?” before storming off stage.  

No honey, predictable are your drug induced tantrums onstage. Somebody feed her a cracker or something...