BRITNEY IS AT "WORK BITCH" AND SHE'S LOOKING HOT!

It’s Britney Bitch! Britney Spears, prodigal pop princess is preparing for her return. She recently teased her fans about album #8 (we’re still not entirely sure what that countdown means), but now we’re getting some images and she’s looking fierce! 
The pop icon posted a pair of hot photos from her new music video shoot (presumably titled “Work Bitch”). 
One image is a still from the video itself, and the other features Spears in a blue bikini behind the scenes. The latter was accompanied by the note, “Gonna get my tan on in the desert in between shots on the #WorkBitch set today.”

Spears’ countdown finishes on September 17 at 9:30 a.m. ET, and she’s also set to appear on Good Morning America that day. It’s unclear if she’ll be making an announcement, offering a performance or both, but at least now we know officially that a new song/visual, which may or may not sample RuPaul, is imminent. Sorry Miley, this is TEAM BRITNEY!  Go bore someone else with you contrived “craziness,” and watered down pop.   

MILEY CYRUS GETS NAKED AND GIVES ANOTHER CRINGE WORTHY PERFORMANCE

The music video for her single "Wrecking Ball," which was directed by fashion photographer Terry Richardson, just debuted. The clip opens up with a vulnerable-looking Miley Cyrus staring into the camera with tears. 

Suddenly slutty Cyrus, starts to provocatively lick a sledgehammer with her big mouth before using the tool to knock down cement walls. Well at least she didn't do something else with it! Long story short she ends up naked and straddled on a huge wrecking ball. "Wrecking Ball," shown above, is the second single from Cyrus' Bangerz album, which is set to be released Oct. 4.

In other Cyrus news, the attention starved Disney kid gave a another cringe worthy performance. 

The Hanna Montana star turned ‘tacky slut’ that makes men and women both cringe at her site recently performed her 
number one single “We Can’t Stop” for German television, gracing the Schlagg Den Raab show with her usual cheesy style. But wait for it, one thing was different – this time were no over-sized teddy bears support her as she ‘twerked,’ or a foam finger to rub on her cooter, this time she was accompanied by a band of little people.

Besides the unexpected accompaniment, Miley’s performance was everything we thought it would be…BORING! 

And to think she compared herself to Madonna and Britney...no betch...you wish. Check out her performance with the little people below. 

LINDSEY LOHAN IN TROUBLE AGAIN

I am a fan of Lyndsey Lohan’s hot mess and wish her to be as awesome as she was when she filmed "Mean Girls," but sadly I don’t think that’s going to happen any time soon. Now she’s in more legal trouble. *sad face. 

Early this week she dined at a Manhattan sushi joint instead of showing up for a scheduled deposition in California. C’mion!

The “Mean Girls” star had been ordered by a judge to speak on the record about a 2010 incident involving celebrity photographer Grigor Balyan. Balyan claims Lohan’s assistant drove into him while leaving a Hollywood nightclub with Lohan in the passenger seat. He filed a lawsuit claiming he ended up in the hospital.

 “She was ordered to appear today at deposition. She did not appear. We were informed she may have been in New York, but we were also informed that she knew about today’s deposition,” Balyan’s lawyer Neil Steiner told the Daily News late Monday.

“Clearly, she has a lot on her plate,” he said, but “we believe she has some specific knowledge that is important in our lawsuit, and we do need to get her deposition.”

Duh! She has to go have sushi in NYC and then to da club!

Instead of sitting down with lawyers and a court reporter Monday, Lohan took a seat around 7:30 p.m. at LURE Fishbar in SoHo, where she dined with pals and had a blast! But she won’t be having fun when Steiner, a Beverly Hills lawyer, snitches on her.  He said her absence violated a court order and he planned to report  it to the judge. 

THE PIXIES RELEASE MORE NEW MUSIC W/ OUT KIM DEAL

With or without Kim Deal, the show Pixies show go on! The Pixies' recent four-track 'EP-1' is just the first in a series of mini-releases that the band will put out over the next 15 months, according to reports.

The band have plans to sporadically release more music throughout 2013 and 2014, with frontman Black Francis stating that they could only carry on touring with "some kind of new story".

"If we’re going to keep touring like this, we need some kind of new story, a new life, something," he said. Speaking about the track 'Indie Cindy' from the EP, meanwhile, he added: "It's all about self-doubt. It says to the audience: 'I don't know if this romance has still got what it needs to happen again. I don’t know if you'll accept me; I don't know if I accept you. But we have this memory. Can we do it again?'"

Although the band have not revealed how many more EPs there will be in the series, The New York Times says that they will all be released via the Pixies' website with no prior notice and will feature artwork from their long-time designer Vaughan Oliver.

Guitarist Joey Santiago, meanwhile, also spoke about the recent departure of bassist Kim Deal and suggested he was keen for her exit not to overshadow the band's future plans. "It took us three days to mourn about it," he said. "I hate to say it, but I'm not going to let one snafu get in the way. It's time to put on the guitar. It's time to shine. No-one is going to take that away from me." 

LAMAR ODEM TO SPILL KARDASHIAN SECRETS - SWEET REVENGE

They won't be smiling for long, HA! When bad shit happens to the Kardashians it just makes me laugh, because they are EVIL! Lamar Odem might be on drugs but wouldn't you be if you married into that family! The point is that he is not going down without dragging his ex and her family with him. To get back at the Kardashians for leaking all his business to TMZ the basketball player is considering publishing a tell-all book.

They say that he will get $5 million dollars as an advance for the book. And here is some of the juicy stuff they said will be in it:

With all of the bad publicity surrounding his DUI and trouble marriage, Lamar is hitting rock bottom and blaming his wife’s family.

“He’s freaking out because he’s losing everything. He feels all the Kardashians are against him,” the report claims.

And no one is off limits, especially not Khloe’s sister Kim. “Lamar may go after Kim, who can be a self-absorbed monster,” the magazine reports.

“Lamar could also expose what Kim’s done for money, who she’s slept with and the awful things she’s said about Kanye West, like how he smells bad in bed and how she’s not attracted to him.”

The Lamar Odom drama just got a heavier. He is going to SNITCH on the Kardashians cause they put him on blast for his crack use . . . . this is going to be good

ARCTIC MONKEYS NEW ALBUM 'AM' NOW ON ITUNES

Arctic Monkeys are streaming their forthcoming album 'AM' online.

Yaaaayyy! You can hear the new Arctic Monkeys now! The album, out on September 9, is now available to listen to via iTunes. The band's fifth studio album features the songs 'R U Mine?' and 'Do I Wanna Know? The new album also includes collaborations by from Queens Of The Stone Age frontman Josh Homme and former member of The Coral, Bill Ryder-Jones.  

The 'AM' tracklisting is:

'Do I Wanna Know?'

'R U Mine?'

'One for the Road'

'Arabella'

'I Want It All'

'No.1 Party Anthem'

'Mad Sounds'

'Fireside'

'Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?'

'Snap Out of I'

'Knee Socks'

'I Wanna Be Yours'

OASIS WORKING WITH BLUR?!

What?! Oasis and Blur together?! Well maybe not the entire band, but definitely the two main songwriters. Now that Neel Gallagher is best buds with Damon Albarn, anything is possible.Anything except an Oasis reunion.

Gallagher has said that he is "interested" in working with Albarn but refuted claims Oasis will reform in 2014 and headline Glastonbury. What a total bummer, after all the rumors I almost believed they were reuniting.

Anyway, so Gallagher spoke about his friendship with the Blur frontman, as well as the future of Oasis, while at this year's GQ Awards where he collected an Icon prize. He said he’s is up for working with Albarn but there is no chance fans will see him back with brother Liam and Oasis next year.

When asked about the Oasis reunion inm 2014 reunion Gallagher spat a firm "no." However, his friendship with Albarn may move in a musical direction with Gallagher adding: "I like Damon and would be interested in working in something."

But the that’s not all the night wouldn’t be complete without Noel shitting on somebody.  And this time the insults were aimed at Foreign Secretary William Hague who was present at GQ Men Of The Year Awards in London on Tuesday night (September 4). Appearing on stage to collect his Icon prize, Gallagher told the audience: "Nice to see the Foreign Secretary here with all the shit going on in the world that he should be sorting out. Good for you."